1. Text someone else the whole date- especially another girl.
2. Have the girl pay and brag about how she won't let you pay even if you wanted to.
3. Pick something really expensive for a date that only you like to do and then make her pay for it. Never say thank you.
4. Mention how she missed a spot or two while shaving her legs.
5. When you go in to kiss her, mention that her hidden mustache isn't as prickly as you thought it would be.
6. Slap her on the butt so hard that it bruises her and tell her how much she likes it.
7. Make fun of how much food she eats.
8. When she wants to hold your hand just tell her that's it weird to hold "man hands".
9. Don't wear deoderant, don't brush your teeth, don't wash your clothes. Cuddle.
10. Start playing footsie and casually mention getting over a foot fungus.
Any one of these should send a girl running, but if not try combining a few.
